Miiscea

This is a story about a girl name Miiscea. She was born in September making her younger than me if we were born in the same year. Sadly we weren't and thus she turned out to be older than me. I cry at the fact every day. It's very depressing. But, we must move on. She told me that her name was Lumina but then out of the blue it became Miiscea. I became suspicious and decided to hire a detective to find out more about her. This is where Dick Gumshoe comes in. I offered him a life supply of instant noodles if he were to do my bidding and he accepted. Months after, he came back with his report:

• Her name is actually Michelle.
• She lives in Sweden.
• She names her cat after a pastry. (Muffin)
• She is asian, Chinese to be exact.
• She is trilingual, being fluent in swedish, english and chinese.
• Chicken Nuggets are her favorite.
• She gets high in the middle of the night by drinking Coca Cola.
• She lives in the middle of nowhere in Sweden. Her current whereabouts are unknown.
• She is a huge fan of video games specifically Ar Tonelico, the Tales of series, Gyakuten Saiben and Persona 3 and 4.
• She makes websites and livejournal layouts.
• She owns Heartaflutter.Net and Laments.
• She is moe.
• She thinks Croix is ~hot~.
• And lastly, she is a noob.

A few months later we spotted Miiscea. We then chased her into the forest where we cornered her. We demanded that she say something so we could include it in the report and this was what she said:

"PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFT."

And thus ends this tragic story.